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My stomachвЂ™s a little upset, but I donвЂ™t have any clamps.вЂќД®very joke in the final вЂњAt the DanceвЂќ sketch. Bob asks Loretta Swit if she has the clamps, she says вЂњUh, no. вЂњThatвЂ™s what happens when you take Gandhi from a baby.вЂќ Muppets fall down a trap door, but emerge unscathed 2 seconds later.Дuring the closing number, Chris yells вЂњHawaii! Ha-why not?!вЂќ Waldorf says, вЂњIf men that ride horses are called cowboys, what do you call chickens that ride cows?вЂќ Statler responds, вЂњStupid!вЂќ The Frog Scouts are trying to earn their punk merit badge and ask Debbie for advice because theyвЂ™re вЂњonly tender-flippers.вЂќ Harry suggests that pogo dancing will give them tender-flippers. The gay panic of two male dogs kissing after chasing around a fiddle-playing lady dog in вЂњFit as FiddleвЂќ вЂњ50 Ways to Love Your LeverвЂќ and its a callback. WALDORF: Forget first aid, Lottie needs lemonade.ДЄ Muppet construction worker tells Kermit вЂњThereвЂ™s something I donвЂ™t like about heights вЂ“ falling from them.вЂќ Oh! ItвЂ™s my finger.вЂќД«uddy Rich talks about lard around Miss Piggy. Pops is stirring his coffee with his finger and says, вЂњThereвЂ™s something terrible in this coffee. Most of my hollandaise are behind me!вЂќДЇEMALE WHATNOT: вЂњYou know the first thing we should do if we win this dance marathon?вЂќДЄfter the Vienna Downhill Boys Choir find themselves in wheelchairs, covered in casts, they invite Scooter to their вЂњcast party.вЂќ Kermit comes out to introduce Roger Moore: вЂњUm, and now a man who needs no introduction, so what am I doing out here?вЂќД¬AROL BURNETT AS AN ASPARAGUS: вЂњWhat a lonely asparagus am I. Undeterred, Shirley deadpans, вЂњOh, good, then you can comb my crocodile,вЂќ and plops one down on PopsвЂ™ desk. Shirley balks at the suggestion, but Pops tells her everyone pitches in around here. When Pops meets Shirley Bassey at the stage door and finds out sheвЂ™s the guest star on the show, he tells her she can brush his rat. Kermit replies вЂњYeah, a couple of floorboardsвЂќДЇozzie enters the Wonderland episode dressed as a character from The Wizard of Oz and then tells Kermit he thought they were doing Peter Pan.ДЄn Octopus pushes Waldorf out of the balcony.

Piggy falls off the backstage balcony, and Tony asks if she broke anything. STATLER: Well, itвЂ™s okay by me if itвЂ™s okay bayou! WALDORF: Oh, I thought that bayou number was okay, didnвЂ™t you? Jackson responds, вЂњNo no no, his eyes were always like that.вЂќ ROWLF: Uh, yes, unfortunately, itвЂ™s not the funny kind.ДЄfter her hench-Muppets tie up Kermit, one of the pirates asks Glenda Jackson if they tied him too tight. LORETTA: Is that some kind of a fat joke? ROWLF: Well, uhh, if youвЂ™re here to fill in for nurse Piggy, youвЂ™d better fill out! LORETTA: Hello! IвЂ™m nurse Loretta, and IвЂ™m here to fill in for nurse Piggy.

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POPS: вЂTil you came around we were un-Baezed!вЂќДЄfter Mac Davis calls for a round of applause for the band and all their great workвЂ¦ STATLER: One more chorus wouldвЂ™ve killed the pig! Kermit defends Fozzie to Wally Whoopie, laying on the compliments, but he forgets to include the word вЂњfunny.вЂќДЄs Kermit begins to explain where Statler and Waldorf are, Fozzie interjects, claiming theyвЂ™ve died.Д¬hris Langham does a bizarre impression of an owl, then notes that itвЂ™s вЂњjust the sort of stuff you can do at home, you know?вЂќ The вЂњPigs in SpaceвЂќ announcer hurts his ankle, and Link advises him to вЂњget your mommy to kiss it.вЂќДЄ Frog Scout gets physically thrown out of AnimalвЂ™s dressing room. Miss Piggy puppeteers a weird puppet version of herself, only to throw it away. Scooter enthusiastically announces вЂњThe act youвЂ™ve all been waiting for вЂ“ the one and only Signor Baffi and his flashing knives of death!вЂќ complete with Scooter Fist. MISS PIGGY: Why donвЂ™t you roll over and drop dead? If I want her to do something simple, I would have had her play the piano and make dumb remarks.

ROWLF: Maybe that trickвЂ™s too hard for her. SAM: Under whose name is this invention to be patented? That is, unless you know any inspirational songs. Kermit explains to Gonzo that a puppet is a doll made to look alive by wiggling it, and Gonzo asks, вЂњWho wants to watch dolls wiggle? Doll wiggling, talk about boring!вЂќД«UDDY: Well, I know itвЂ™s bad, Beau, but donвЂ™t jump.Д«EAUREGARD: Jump? I was just going to take a nap on the fire escape. Shall I cancel the blindfolded yodeling hang glider? KERMIT: Listen Scooter, if I come up with any more dumb ideas like that, stop me.

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